THE VIBERATER™

ok so. i made a necklace. it's called THE VIBERATER™ and you walk up to ppl and ask them if they want to try it.

it is already famous:

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"Every night. In bed. I slide it around in all the right places. Life-changing."
— Lucy, New Orleans ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"Bought one for my girlfriend. She hasn't called me since. She's very happy."
— Kevin, Brooklyn ⭐⭐⭐⭐

"My whole bachelorette party rated themselves BAD GIRL."
— Tasha, Las Vegas ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"I don't get it."
— Your Dad, Garage ⭐⭐

a lot of u have been asking. here is the official method:

1. WALK UP to a friend. Or a stranger. Or your mom.
2. ASK: "Do you want to try my Viberater?" Smirk it. 😏
3. HOLD EYE CONTACT. Really, hold it. Hold it. Embrace the awkward.

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4. THE REVEAL!!! Flip the Viberater™ over and show them it says VIBE RATER. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
5. HAVE THEM RATE THEIR CURRENT VIBE. GOOD GIRL? BAD GIRL? Somewhere in between?
6. VIBERATERS GO DEEP. Unpack the rating together. Be vulnerable. Hug it out if needed. Or talk philosophy.

What is it?	A necklace. A pendant. A conversation starter. A conversation ENDER.
Front side	A slider spectrum from GOOD GIRL to BAD GIRL. You decide where they land.
Back side	VIBE RATER, in big letters, for the reveal.
Made of	Mostly black, with glow-in-the-dark lettering. Turn off the lights. 100% vibes.
Size	About 3 inches wide. Fits in your hand. Fits on your neck.
Chain	70cm stainless steel chain included!!! Long enough to go over your head.
Keyring hole	Built-in hole, so you can clip it onto your keys too. Rate your vibe on the go.

How long does shipping take?

Usually 5-7 business days. I mail them myself, so maybe add a day if it's raining.

Will it fit me?

One size fits all necks. The chain goes around your neck. That's the whole system.

Can I return it?

Email the Webmaster and we'll work it out. Bad vibes happen to good people.

first post!!! leave a comment if u tried my viberater. or if u didn't. i don't judge (the necklace does)