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| ITEM # | V-6969 · THE VIBERATER™ NECKLACE |
|---|---|
| FRONT | SLIDER SPECTRUM: GOOD GIRL ↔ BAD GIRL |
| BACK | "VIBE RATER" IN BIG LETTERS. FLIP IT OVER FOR THE REVEAL. |
| MATERIAL | MOSTLY BLACK WITH GLOW-IN-THE-DARK LETTERING. KILL THE STUDIO LIGHTS! |
| SIZE | ABOUT 3" WIDE. FITS IN YOUR PALM. FITS ON YOUR NECK. |
| CHAIN | 70CM STAINLESS STEEL, INCLUDED! LONG ENOUGH TO GO OVER YOUR HEAD. |
| KEYRING HOLE | BUILT-IN HOLE! CLIP IT ONTO YOUR KEYS! |
| PRICE | + S&H · ONE EASY PAYMENT |
VIEWER FAQ
YOUR QUESTIONS · OUR HOST'S ANSWERS
- Q: HOW LONG DOES SHIPPING TAKE?
- A: ALLOW 4-6 WEEKS FOR DELIVERY. (JUST KIDDING. ABOUT A WEEK.)
- Q: WILL IT FIT ME?
- A: ONE SIZE FITS ALL NECKS. WE CHECKED WITH THE STUDIO AUDIENCE.
- Q: CAN I RETURN IT?
- A: WRITE IN AND WE'LL WORK IT OUT. NO QUESTIONS ASKED. MAYBE ONE QUESTION.
- Q: WAIT... IS THIS A...?
- A: IT'S A NECKLACE, CAROL. IT RATES VIBES. THIS IS A FAMILY CHANNEL.
CONTACT THE STATION
1-800-VIBE-RATE
(NOT A REAL NUMBER. OPERATORS ARE IMAGINARY.)