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The Viberater™
"Do you want to try my Viberater?"
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an ode to the Viberater
o dark one, who glows above my heart,
thou knowest GOOD GIRL from BAD GIRL, and all between.
they look at me so strangely when i ask...
then i flip thee over. and they see.
VIBE RATER.
and in the silence, we rate our vibe. 🖤
testimonies of the faithful
"Every night. In bed. I slide it around in all the right places. Life-changing."
— Lucy, New Orleans ★★★★★"Bought one for my girlfriend. She hasn't called me since. She's very happy."
— Kevin, Brooklyn ★★★★"My whole bachelorette party rated themselves BAD GIRL."
— Tasha, Las Vegas ★★★★★"I don't get it."
— Your Dad, Garage ★★How to use your Viberater
- IWALK UP to a friend. Or a stranger. Or your mom.
- IIASK: "Do you want to try my Viberater?" Smirk it. 😏
- IIIHOLD EYE CONTACT. Really, hold it. Hold it. Embrace the awkward.
- IVTHE REVEAL!!! Flip the Viberater™ over and show them it says VIBE RATER. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
- VHAVE THEM RATE THEIR CURRENT VIBE. GOOD GIRL? BAD GIRL? Somewhere in between?
- VIVIBERATERS GO DEEP. Unpack the rating together. Be vulnerable. Hug it out if needed. Or talk philosophy.
Product Detailz
| What is it? | A necklace. A pendant. A conversation starter. A conversation ENDER. |
| Front side | A slider spectrum from GOOD GIRL to BAD GIRL. You decide where they land. |
| Back side | VIBE RATER, in big letters, for the reveal. |
| Made of | Mostly black, with glow-in-the-dark lettering. Turn off the lights. 100% vibes. |
| Size | About 3 inches wide. Fits in your hand. Fits on your neck. |
| Chain | 70cm stainless steel chain included!!! Long enough to go over your head. |
| Keyring hole | Built-in hole, so you can clip it onto your keys too. Rate your vibe on the go. |
FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
- How long does shipping take?
- Usually 5-7 business days. I mail them myself, so maybe add a day if it's raining.
- Will it fit me?
- One size fits all necks. The chain goes around your neck. That's the whole system.
- Can I return it?
- Email the Webmaster and we'll work it out. Bad vibes happen to good people.
Sign my Book of Souls
~ those who came before u ~
xX_DarkAngel_Xx wrote: "asked my roommate if she wanted to try my viberater. she said "FINALLY." then i showed her. she rated me GOOD GIRL. rude"
BigTruckDaddy69 wrote: "bought one for my wife. she rated me BAD GIRL. we are in counseling now. 5 stars"
~*~Brittany~*~ wrote: "grandma asked to try my viberater at thanksgiving. she slid it all the way to BAD GIRL. we do not talk about 1974"
~*Aunt_Linda*~ wrote: "i asked my pastor's wife to try my viberater at the church potluck. we are no longer invited. 10/10"
Dennnis wrote: "I gave one to my daughter. She loves it!"
Alice wrote: "@Dennnis DAD!"
Dennnis wrote: "@Alice love uuuu sweetie!"
anon wrote: "my horoscope said this would happen"
CoolDad1952 wrote: "how do i turn it on"
webmaster wrote: "@CoolDad1952 it turns on when you turn on!"
webmaster wrote: "thx 4 visiting!!! sign back soon!!!"
the Book of Souls is FULL. (new souls closed for repairs)