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NEW!!! A necklace that rates your vibe

THE VIBERATER™

"Do you want to try my Viberater?"

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"Every night. In bed. I slide it around in all the right places. Life-changing."
— Lucy, New Orleans ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"Bought one for my girlfriend. She hasn't called me since. She's very happy."
— Kevin, Brooklyn ⭐⭐⭐⭐
"My whole bachelorette party rated themselves BAD GIRL."
— Tasha, Las Vegas ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"I don't get it."
— Your Dad, Garage ⭐⭐

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How to use your Viberater

  1. 01

    WALK UP to a friend. Or a stranger. Or your mom.

  2. 02

    ASK: "Do you want to try my Viberater?" Smirk it. 😏

  3. 03

    HOLD EYE CONTACT. Really, hold it. Hold it. Embrace the awkward.

  4. 04

    THE REVEAL!!! Flip the Viberater™ over and show them it says VIBE RATER. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

  5. 05

    HAVE THEM RATE THEIR CURRENT VIBE. GOOD GIRL? BAD GIRL? Somewhere in between?

  6. 06

    VIBERATERS GO DEEP. Unpack the rating together. Be vulnerable. Hug it out if needed. Or talk philosophy.

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Product detailz

What is it?
A necklace. A pendant. A conversation starter. A conversation ENDER.
Front side
A slider spectrum from GOOD GIRL to BAD GIRL. You decide where they land.
Back side
VIBE RATER, in big letters, for the reveal.
Made of
Mostly black, with glow-in-the-dark lettering. Turn off the lights. 100% vibes.
Size
About 3 inches wide. Fits in your hand. Fits on your neck.
Chain
70cm stainless steel chain included!!! Long enough to go over your head.
Keyring hole
Built-in hole, so you can clip it onto your keys too. Rate your vibe on the go.

visitors

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You are visitor #6969. Nice.

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FAQ!!! (Frequently Asked Questions)

How long does shipping take?
Usually 5-7 business days. I mail them myself, so maybe add a day if it's raining.
Will it fit me?
One size fits all necks. The chain goes around your neck. That's the whole system.
Can I return it?
Email the Webmaster and we'll work it out. Bad vibes happen to good people.

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Guestbook

  • xX_DarkAngel_Xx wrote: "asked my roommate if she wanted to try my viberater. she said "FINALLY." then i showed her. she rated me GOOD GIRL. rude"
  • BigTruckDaddy69 wrote: "bought one for my wife. she rated me BAD GIRL. we are in counseling now. 5 stars"
  • ~*~Brittany~*~ wrote: "grandma asked to try my viberater at thanksgiving. she slid it all the way to BAD GIRL. we do not talk about 1974"
  • ~*Aunt_Linda*~ wrote: "i asked my pastor's wife to try my viberater at the church potluck. we are no longer invited. 10/10"
  • Dennnis wrote: "I gave one to my daughter. She loves it!"
  • Alice wrote: "@Dennnis DAD!"
  • Dennnis wrote: "@Alice love uuuu sweetie!"
  • anon wrote: "my horoscope said this would happen"
  • CoolDad1952 wrote: "how do i turn it on"
  • webmaster wrote: "@CoolDad1952 it turns on when you turn on!"
  • webmaster wrote: "thx 4 visiting!!! sign back soon!!!"

GUESTBOOK IS FULL!!! (new entries closed for repairs)

Go on.
Rate your vibe.

$69.69