Collection Automne–Hiver MM · Nº 69
THE VIBERATER™
"Do you want to try my Viberater?" 😳
ON
ONLYFANS!
Price upon request.
…oh, you're requesting? Very well.
I. The Ritual
How to use your Viberater
- I
WALK UP to a friend. Or a stranger. Or your mom.
- II
ASK: "Do you want to try my Viberater?" Smirk it. 😏
- III
HOLD EYE CONTACT. Really, hold it. Hold it. Embrace the awkward.
- IV
THE REVEAL!!! Flip the Viberater™ over and show them it says VIBE RATER. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
- V
HAVE THEM RATE THEIR CURRENT VIBE. GOOD GIRL? BAD GIRL? Somewhere in between?
- VI
VIBERATERS GO DEEP. Unpack the rating together. Be vulnerable. Hug it out if needed. Or talk philosophy.
II. Composition
Product Details
- What is it?
- A necklace. A pendant. A conversation starter. A conversation ENDER.
- Front side
- A slider spectrum from GOOD GIRL to BAD GIRL. You decide where they land.
- Back side
- VIBE RATER, in big letters, for the reveal.
- Made of
- Mostly black, with glow-in-the-dark lettering. Turn off the lights. 100% vibes.
- Size
- About 3 inches wide. Fits in your hand. Fits on your neck.
- Chain
- 70cm stainless steel chain included!!! Long enough to go over your head.
- Keyring hole
- Built-in hole, so you can clip it onto your keys too. Rate your vibe on the go.
III. The Press
They Are Saying
"Every night. In bed. I slide it around in all the right places. Life-changing."
"Bought one for my girlfriend. She hasn't called me since. She's very happy."
"My whole bachelorette party rated themselves BAD GIRL."
"I don't get it."
IV. Concierge
Concierge FAQ · Frequently Asked Questions
- How long does shipping take?
- Usually 5-7 business days. I mail them myself, so maybe add a day if it's raining.
- Will it fit me?
- One size fits all necks. The chain goes around your neck. That's the whole system.
- Can I return it?
- Email the Webmaster and we'll work it out. Bad vibes happen to good people.
V. The Salon
The Salon Guestbook
"asked my roommate if she wanted to try my viberater. she said "FINALLY." then i showed her. she rated me GOOD GIRL. rude"
"bought one for my wife. she rated me BAD GIRL. we are in counseling now. 5 stars"
"grandma asked to try my viberater at thanksgiving. she slid it all the way to BAD GIRL. we do not talk about 1974"
"i asked my pastor's wife to try my viberater at the church potluck. we are no longer invited. 10/10"
"I gave one to my daughter. She loves it!"
"@Dennnis DAD!"
"@Alice love uuuu sweetie!"
"my horoscope said this would happen"
"how do i turn it on"
"@CoolDad1952 it turns on when you turn on!"
"thx 4 visiting!!! sign back soon!!!"
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